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The
following are classic postings from the message board in 2002
Thanks
to all the scooterists who took part . . .
PLUNGER
THE DONKEY & FRIENDS
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Tuesday 05/21/2002 8:51:38am
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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HOOGLAND
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Your
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HI! I AM FORWARD LOOKING TO YOUR BEUTIFULL RALLY OF MOPEDS
IN MY COOL COUNTRY OF THE NEDERLANDS, WHERE WE HAVE MANY GOOD GEAR
AND ALSO VERY NAUGHTY FILMS ,WHICH I HAVE STARRED IN OCCASSIONALY,
YES MY FRIENDS IT WILL BE A GOOD FUN WE ARE HAVING WHEN YOU ARE ALL
COMMING ON ME FOR A PARTY. UNTILL THEN I AM THINKING OF YOUR COMMING
AND AM SHAKING MYSELF WITH FUN IMAGININGS.
PLUNGER.
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Saturday 05/25/2002 2:47:14pm
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Name:
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kluase
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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runners up in ww 1&2
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Your
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Plunger the Donkey.
I think you need to meet Markus from Hamburg
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Monday 05/27/2002 8:11:53am
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM
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E-Mail:
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KYJELLFORANUS.
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City/Country:
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HOOGLANG
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Your
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HI MY FRIEND KLAUSE, HOW IS THE WONDERFUL AND NAUGHTY CITY
OF HAMBURG, I HAVE TOUCHED MYSELF IN GREAT PLENTY WHEN IN HAMBURG I
HAVE BEEN COMMING TOO ,THERE ARE SEXYSHOPS IN ST PAULI ON THE
REEPERBAHN, BUT NO ANIMALS I AM SORRY. ALSO MANY SALTY SAILORS I
HAVE HAD ON THE BANKS OF THE ELBE I HAVE ALSO BEEN COMMING TO THE
ALSTER I LIKE THE ASTRA BEER YOU ARE HAVING IT MAKES A GREAT
LOOSNESS TO ME, I THINK I HAVE KNOWN MARCUS DID HE LIVE ON
MERKENSTRASSER IN THE DOWNSTAIRS OF FRAU OLNHOFF? I AM HAVING A
GREAT TOUCHING FOR MARCUS AND ALSO HIS FRIEND MARTIN I AM THINKING.
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Monday 05/27/2002 10:32:06pm
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Name:
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Klause
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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boxheadland
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Your
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Dear Plunger the Donkey, please be keeping away from Martin
as he is being my bitch for some time, but we can be doing a
"spit roasting" of Markus.
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Tuesday 05/28/2002 7:35:32pm
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Name:
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Jan Van Hire
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Homepage:
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http://www.clogs-r-us.nl
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E-Mail:
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Your
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I am thinking that some of you are taking of the piss of my
nation, and are not real dutch people at all. By saying what you
say, you make it seem that we are all stoned porno boys, which is
not true. I checked all my petpleasure videos and in not one can I
finding a donkey of the name Plunger, so I think you are making him
up. Still, I had some fucking good grass that night, so maybe we
missed it, or maybe he is only starring in gay or dwarf bestiality
films. I don't watch any of that shit because I am not a pervert you
know.
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Wednesday 05/29/2002 8:54:34am
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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HOOGLAND
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Your
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HI JAN, HOW ARE YOU BEING MY FRIEND? I WAS SMILING TO READ
YOUR LABEL IN THIS SITE, IF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING ME IN FILMS OF MY
LOVE DOING ,YOU MUST BUY THE FILMS FROM SWEEDISH EROTICA, FROM
SWEEDEN WHERE THEY ARE ALSO HAVING VERY SEXY HARD CORE PUMPING FILM
SHOWS, YOU ARE THINKING THAT MAYBE I AM NOT OF THE NEDERLANDS. I AM
SAYING, OLIPHANT TEE KOOP. FOR NOW MY FRIEND.
PLUNGER.
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Thursday 05/30/2002 8:56:18pm
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Name:
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Klause
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Homepage:
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http://
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Your
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Plunger, I am thinking we have much fun making the man love
with Jan Van Hire, I am understanding he has lots of room in the
back.
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Thursday 05/30/2002 9:23:21pm
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Name:
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Jan Van Hire
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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Amsterdam
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Your
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I know you are now only making the fun from me by
stereotyping my countyfolks. If you continue, I will be offering you
to a fight. It will be a testicle kicking contest with clogs, and it
will take place at my cheese shop near Dam Square (ask the Tulip
seller for directions). I will go first, and my girlfriend Inne will
video it if there are no customers for her at her window off
Waarmoestraat. That is just the sort of thing we can be selling well
to English perverty moped boys.
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Friday 05/31/2002 8:21:25am
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Name:
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DIK VAN DER POMPING
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Homepage:
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http://HOTSEXYLOVE.NL.CUM
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E-Mail:
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YES ME MALE
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City/Country:
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NEDERLANDS
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Your
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HELLO I AM SAYING TO ALL YOU CRAZY MOPED KIDS, I AM COMMING
ON YOUR CRAZY WEB TO SAY HI TO MY VERY GOOD AND NAUGHTY FRIEND
PLUNGER , AND TO SAYING TO YOU THAT WE HAVE MADE VERY HARD SEXY FILM
SHOWS TOGETHER. I GROW WHEN I AM THINKING OF THEM, ALSO WE ARE MUCH
SHIT SMOKING WHEN WE FILMED THEM, WHEN PLUNGER AND I ARE COMMING
TOGETHER IN A SEXY FILM SHOW I AM TELLING YOU MY BICYCLE WAS NOT
RIDDEN FOR SOME WEEKS AFTER MY FRIENDS.
PS KLAUS MY FRIEND NO SPIT ROASTINGS ARE WE HAVING I AM NO MEAT
EATING SORRY.
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Friday 05/31/2002 8:31:44am
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNAND
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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HOOGLAND
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Your
Message:
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HEY YOU SILLY GUY! HOW ARE YOU DIK MY FRUEND IT IS A LONG
COMMING YOU ARE DOING TO ME, I THINK MAYBE IT IS LONG SINCE YOU ARE
TAKING ME IN YOUR HAND AND SHAKING ME. AND HEY MATE TO KLAUSE YOU
CRAZY GERMANER I WOULD NOT BE COMMING AT THE BACK OF JAN UNLESS MY
FRIEND I HAD A LIFFTING FORK CAR TO SLIDE MY PACKAGE IN AND SOME
STRAPS TO BE TYING IT DOWN WITH.
PLUNGER.
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Tuesday 06/11/2002 9:10:24pm
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Name:
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billy bollovski
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Homepage:
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http://poultrypillagers.anon
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E-Mail:
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cockthrottlers.com
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City/Country:
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Killinme Turkey
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Your
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Plunger my friend, dont get to close to the owners
chickens, if you know what I mean!! We wouldnt want you winding up
getting hurt in the suprise we have in stall for this years
celebrations!! I have a special treat in store for you my little
buck teethed whore... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
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Wednesday 06/12/2002 11:12:56am
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM
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E-Mail:
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DISCOBABYSEXYBABYHOT@KY.NL
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City/Country:
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Your
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HEY BILLY YOU CRAZY TURKISHMAN,HOW OFTEN I AM SHAKING
MYSELF HAPPILY WHEN THINKING OF " MEIN HUHN IST TODT" FROM
THE FIRST BORCULO TREFFEN WE ARE HAVING.
I HAVE NO BIG TEETH IN MY NEDERLANDER MOUTH, YOU MUST MISTAKE ME FOR
YOUR AUNTIE. BYE FOR NOW.
PLUNGER
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Thursday 06/13/2002 1:37:16am
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Name:
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billy (the balls) bollowski
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Homepage:
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http://
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Your
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OH PLUNGER, I'm looking forward to tasting you now, if that
was your auntie, she made the best kebab I ever had the guts to
taste, MMMM!, your gonna make my summer, my friend!!!
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Wednesday 06/26/2002 3:43:29pm
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM
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E-Mail:
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SPUNKMUNKY@KY.NL.CUM
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City/Country:
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HOOGLAND
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Your
Message:
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HEY MY CRAZY FRIENDS, I AM BACK I AM NOT SPELLING TO YOU
FOR SOME TIME I AM THINKING, I HAVE MY HONDA CAMINO BEEN MAKING
READY FOR THE WONDERFUL AND SUNNY HIH, I HAVE A NEW EXAUST PIPE MADE
FROM A BATHTIME SHOWER HEAD AND TUBE FROM A SHOPPINGWAGON IT SHOUNDS
REALLY COOL BUT WHEN I AM TRYING IT IN OUR STRASSE FOR THE FIRST
GOEING I AM BEING CHASED MY MANY DOGS THIS IS NOT BEEN HAPPENING
BEFORE CAN ANY ONE TELLING ME WHY THIS IS SO?.
GOODBYE FOR NOW MY OLD CHUMS.
PLUNGER.
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Tuesday 07/16/2002 10:00:25pm
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Name:
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Klause
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Homepage:
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http://pervworld
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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Runners up world cup 2002
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Your
Message:
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AHHH Mute & my new Ireland chums,it is very long
driving for you & your suffering much of the saddle soreness, I
am sure me & the great Plunger the Donkey will be putting much
feeling in to your rosey cheeks
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Friday 07/19/2002 1:16:00pm
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Name:
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Sargent Oosterbeek
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Homepage:
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http://www.hollandpolice.cum
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E-Mail:
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andersandsven@fallic.cum
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City/Country:
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Borcullo, Holland
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Your
Message:
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Hello my English cousins. my name is Sargent Anders
Oosterbeek and I am living and working on my home town of Borcullo.
My partner and I have mutch enjoyed your company on the last 2 years
on our little home. Although Sven and I are patrolling the streets
of quiet next weekend, we have not to worry about you scooter people
as Sven and I have mutch enjoyed the pretty pictures in you web
site. For sure, we understand that a verry pretty tall guy likes
very much to stit it in from behind naked men on your stage. We look
very much foreward to meeting you as we do so like long hair.
Sea you then big boy. We will be cumming round your back door.
Anders(Sgnt) & Sven xxxxxx
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Saturday 07/20/2002 11:37:09am
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Name:
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Tony Venderstirn PHD
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Homepage:
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http://wp.netscape.com/comprod/products/communicator/netwatch/
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E-Mail:
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Geek@hotmail.com
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Your
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Tony Venderstirn PHD
Hi Tony here from the Internet watch dog service “Net Watch”
first congratulations on such a wonderful and well used web site.
NetWatch uses an Internet rating standard known as PICS - the
Platform for Internet Content Selection. PICS is designed to help
parents, teachers, and employers screen out material they feel is
inappropriate for children or employees. PICS gives web publishers a
standard way to describe the content of web pages; it gives browsers
like Navigator a standard way to read the description.
NetWatch recognizes two independent PICS-compliant ratings systems,
RSACi and SafeSurf. Each system employs a different method to
describe in as much detail as possible the levels of potentially
offensive content on web pages.
I must point out a few, let me say wrong doings.
The message board/guestbook has been abused with a number of entries
that are not in keeping with your web hosting protocols.
I draw your attention to the number of posts made by “Plunger the
donkey” with out doubt there have been references to homosexual
practices that are both illegal and in very bad taste!
The post made by the Northsea ferries (Name with held for legal
reasons) is to be frank, inflammatory and although carrying some
excellent information for travelling moped riders, it hints of a
“Gang warfare” violence.
We at Net Watch may appear as “Geeky” little shits who wear
thick glasses and shirts with twenty pens in the top breast pocket!
But let me tell you some thing, I for one………… and I can get
crewed up with our toughest geeks and come over to fuckin Borculo
and give you Mods a right good sorting!
Then lets see who is a fucking geek! And for the record: I do have a
girl friend and I have felt her tits as well! So there!
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Tuesday 07/23/2002 9:33:14am
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Name:
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Asgaard van de Appeldoorn
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Homepage:
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http://www.tulip-lovers.com
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E-Mail:
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asgaard-the-tulip@tulip-lovers.com
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City/Country:
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Netherlands
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Your
Message:
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I`m having a really good tickle in me bum full of
anticipation with all you sexy guys coming to meet me on the lovely
tulip meadows of the Netherlands. I love the tatooed muscle of you
British just as much as the leather-wrapped behinds of you German
cousins. Meet me on the entrance wearing a pink tulip behind my
right ear, for an even more pleasuring week-end.
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Tuesday 07/23/2002 5:16:34pm
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Name:
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Han Kufts
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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Your
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I am a gardener from the mountains of Bravaria where we
have the leather trousers,I am confused as to how do gardening in a
flat country when normally because of the mountains it is necessary
for me to do the uphill gardening, will it be possible to do be
doing the uphill ghardening at your italian shopping moped
convention, or must I not do the uphill gardening until i return to
my haus?
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Tuesday 07/30/2002 11:37:07am
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Name:
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chief commissioner Huub Donk
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Homepage:
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http://www.politie.nl
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E-Mail:
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infotatiefriek@politie.nl
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City/Country:
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Enschede/NL
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Your
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Hallo Vespapeople !
The netherlands police would like to thank you for your trouble-free
behaviour all the weekend. There are certain points which have to be
rectified for the next years event, but we will discuss this with
the organizers. I would like to point your interest to just one
point - on Saturday evening a taxi-driver gave a blue sock to one of
my man , which contained some weed and several extacy-pills ! Tests
in our labor furthermore revealed , that the sock contained a not
uncertain dose of male semen with a severe syphilisvirus-toxication
. As the taxi-driver did not realize wether the sock occurred after
couching scooterists or people from the nearby reaggae-festival - my
severe warning goes out to all of you who might have got into
contact with the virus , check your local doctor immediately !
Thank you for your attention , and hope to see you again, if you are
willing to behave to the nederlands laws
Bedankt Huub Donk
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Friday 08/09/2002 1:22:08pm
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Name:
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KEV.B HROC aka PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://AS USUAL
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E-Mail:
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AS
IF I WOULD TELL YOU LOT!
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City/Country:
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NONE , NO ONE WANTS ME.
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Your
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SO THE PARTY`S OVER , ALL THE GEAR HAS BEEN
SMOKED,SWALLOWED OR SNORTED.THE LAST TUNE HAS BEEN PLAYED AND
HOLIDAY IN HOLLAND IS JUST A WARM FUZZY MEMORIE, FRIENDSHIPS HAVE
BEEN FORGED AND HANDS HAVE BEEN SHAKEN, SCOOTERS HAVE BEEN THRASHED,
AND LIVERS ABUSED TO THE POINT OF REMOVING THEMSELVES AND ASKING TO
BE PUT INTO THE OLIVER REED HOME FOR RETIRED BODY PARTS.
TO EVERY ONE WHO WAS THERE. THANX IT`S LIKE A BIG FAMILY(with the
odd divorce thrown in)
TO THOSE WHO WERE`NT TOUGH.
KEV.B HROC.
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THE
CAPTAIN TONY EPISODE
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Wednesday 07/10/2002 4:53:10pm
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Name:
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Homepage:
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http://www.ponsf.com/
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Your
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Hi Captain Tony Davidson here of P&O North Sea Ferries,
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome in advance those
Scooterist who will be travelling with us for Holiday in Holland.
Please take a note of the below list for your ease and convenience.
Your tickets or booking reference number
A valid passport (check the expiry date) and, where appropriate, the
necessary Visas
Debit cards/credit cards/Traveller's cheques
Foreign currency*
A copy of your health insurance certificate
A copy of your travel insurance certificate**
Your car registration documents
A valid insurance certificate
Vehicle breakdown insurance
For those of you who like to enjoy a drink whilst travelling please
be aware of our passengers, some elderly others with small children.
I my self have spent many years riding a Lambretta and realise some
of you may get “Rowdy”.
You should also be aware that I held the title of “North Eastern
Counties Boxing Champion” for three years and will not hesitate in
kicking the living fuck out of any hairy arsed Scooterist who
can’t behave on my little boat.
I hope we all understand each other and I look forward to sailing
with you all.
Yours Tony Davidson
Captain & Hard cunt who isn’t gonna take any shite.
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Saturday 07/13/2002 10:36:35am
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Name:
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"Gripper" Stebson
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Homepage:
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http://Grange
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Your
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Captain Tony, want some do ya
North East boxing champion, that makes you about hard enough to gate
crash Womans Institute tea partys, im gonna slap you all around your
poxy over priced tug boat untill you cry like a girl, and Zammos
gonna rob your duty free shop to feed his skag habit
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Saturday 07/13/2002 2:51:51pm
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Name:
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Capt Tony
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Homepage:
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http://www.ponsf.com/
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E-Mail:
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concessionary.stockholders@posl.com.
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City/Country:
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Hull
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Your
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OK Grange Hill SC looks like you wanna fuckin rumble! Lets
get it o then, no knives no weapons just your Scooter Crew and a few
of my P&O lot. As soon as the Disco kicks off on the Green deck
we’ll give you the nod.
Were gonna reign on you! I’m gonna hit you so fuckin hard you will
think your surrounded! Then I will sneak down to the car deck and
shit down your stupid fuckin Amal carb!
Yours Capt Tony
North Sea Ferries
I would like to also take this opportunity to point out some of our
special offers.
P&O North Sea Ferries offers a selection of short breaks and
motoring holidays in association with Travelscene. For more
information, please request our brochure.
P&O Ferries Ltd.
PO Box 262 Dover,
Kent CT 179 GS
United Kingdom
Tel: 0044 (0) 1304 863869
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Saturday 07/13/2002 4:32:21pm
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Name:
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"Gripper" Stebson
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Homepage:
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http://Grange
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Your
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Come off it Captain Pugwash, every one knows im the hardest
person ever to be on telly, what has the north east given us ? Ant
and fuckin Dec, I had that pair of twats dinner money for years.
Grange Hill UK GOLD every Friday
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Saturday 07/13/2002 5:38:44pm
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Name:
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SDSC
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Homepage:
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http://dis un
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E-Mail:
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speed_demons_sc@hotmail.com
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Your
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Best of luck Capt Tony. Apparently there are 230
scooterists on the Thurs night Harwich boat . . .
PS Are you for real, if so I need a couple of cheap crossings . . .
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Monday 07/29/2002 2:22:25pm
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Name:
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Captain Tony
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Homepage:
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http://www.ponsf.com/default.asp
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E-Mail:
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http://www.ponsf.com/contactus/bform.asp?cusID=4
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City/Country:
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Hull
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Your
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Captain Tony North Sea Ferries
The staff are proud of their ships - and the reputation for good
service - and it shows. The readers of the Observer and Guardian
have voted us 'Best Ferry Company' for the seventh time in eight
years. We won the 'Frontier Award for Best Marine Retailer' and our
restaurants are recognised for good food and environment with the
'Heartbeat Award'.
With that in mind, I would just like to say to the filthy little toe
rag who dropped the navy blue sock into our cream of tomato soup on
Sunday tea time, you’re a cunt!
The lady who had the misfortune to have the sock served up to her al
la fuckin croutons is now in Hull Royal Infirmary with the worst
case of “Athletes throat” that they have ever seen!
Whilst on the subject of etiquette I would like to take this
opportunity to tell you about our Piano Bar here you can unwind in
the easy ambience of the Piano Bar as the pianist plays a gentle
medley of favourite tunes. It offers a well-known range of soft
drinks, beers, wines and spirits in a sophisticated 'easy listening'
environment. The Piano Bar can be found in the Moonlight Lounge
(blue deck) on board of the Norsun and Norsea. On board of the Pride
of Rotterdam and the Pride of Hull, it can be found in the Sky
Lounge.
So repeatedly asking the pianist to play “Skinhead frickin Moon
stomp” all bastard night is a waste of your time and his!
I will get to the fucking bottom of this sock episode, my sources
tell me that Harry Barlow at one time was see with the sock on the
end of his knob?
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THE
SOCK SAGA
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Name:
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Phil Mc Crackin
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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City/Country:
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TELFORD ENGLAND
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Your
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TIP FOR THE TOUR
IF THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER, USE YOUR SOCK
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Monday 07/29/2002 2:02:05pm
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Name:
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Brian Stenchwanger
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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SnipCockSausage@hotmail.com
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City/Country:
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Your
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Dear Sir
Thank you for a very nice Scooter Run.
However, I have had a slight problem in removing the red wristband.
I have tried a number of methods to remove the band ranging from
greasing my hand to submerging my hand in a boiling pan of water?
All to no avail I’m afraid.
I would normally cut the band off, but my cousin Dereck has lost our
scissors and mum has placed all the very sharp knives on the top of
the kitchen cupboard just out of reach!
Could you please advise, I know this may sound a bit silly, and
there are no doubt, a number of methods adopted by Scooterist to
remove the band, but I am at a loss at the moment and would
appreciate any help/advise as you sir deem fit.
On another note, less pleasant, one of our club members on unpacking
on his return seams to be minus one navy blue sock? If whilst the
clear up any of the Speed Demons/Hidden Power boys or girls comes
across the sock please send it on to me.
Now, and this is very unpleasant to say the least, if any of you
thieving gypsy bastards have taken the sock, send it on and nothing
further will be said!
I recon one of the Hardly Rideable have had the fuckka away as a
seat cover or tank warmer or summit!
Mebez one of the Salford Knights has got it as a “Merawana”
pouch? To throw the drug sniffer dog of the sent, probably kill the
fuckin poor dog!
I was told that one of the Armed Forces Scooter Club lads was seen
wanking into the sock in the shower block?
Has one of the Edinburgh/Glasgow Scooterist stolen it as a “Stinky
Sporran”?
Just send the sock home please!
I remain in anticipation of yours, or any other Scooterist tips.
Brian Stenchwanger “Lady Boys Scooter Club” (North East Chapter)
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Tuesday 07/30/2002 8:37:01am
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Name:
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KEV.B HARDLY-RIDEABLE O.C
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http://WWW.HARDLYRIDEABLE.CO.UK
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HANTS
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A BIG THANX TO SPEED DEMONS AND HIDDEN POWER, FOR THE
BIGGEST HIH YET, APOLOGIES TO ANYONE I UPSET JUST BY BEING THERE!!
OH AND APPARENTLY PLUNGER THE DONKEY HAS A NEW COCK WARMER IN THE
SHAPE OF A SOGGY BLUE SOCK. UNTIL NEXT TIME MY FRIENDS, OLLIPHANT
TEE KOOP.
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Tuesday 07/30/2002 1:00:51pm
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Name:
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Vorn Hosen
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Homepage:
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http://www.stickysocks.com/
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CockinerSock@aol.com
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City/Country:
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Germany
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Briiant scooter perty we will cum for the next yar
Vorn Hosen Nuumer Einz
Stick Sock Scooter Club
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Thursday 08/01/2002 9:32:20am
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Name:
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http://
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The London Lambretta Club lad has a blue tent
The Halifax Scooter Club lad rides a Vespa
The Armed Forces Scooter Club lad drinks Absinthe
The Salford Knights crew are in a Yellow tent that is on the left of
the Silver tent full of Classics Nuevo boys.
The Yellow tent’s owner drinks Meths given to him by one of The
Edinburgh Scooter Club lads
The person who rides the Gilera is mates with a Speed Demon and
likes ecstasy
The one in the brown tent smokes grass with a Morlocks Scooter Gang
member
The bloke in the centre tent drinks schnapps with the Harlekin
Scooter Club
The Spaniard sleeps in the first tent on the left of The Cloud 9
boys
The Scooterist who is tripping on magic mushrooms is camped next to
the Scottish Scooterist
The man who rides Lambretta is camped next to the man who smokes
grass next to The Hardly Rideable
The Scooterist who takes speed drinks beer with The Hidden Power lot
The Frenchman takes hash cake from The Dutch Lions Scooter Club
The Spaniard is camped next to the green tent with The Vulcans
Scooter Club
The Scooterist who takes magic mushrooms has a neighbour who drinks
wine with the Animals Fae Naboombu Scooter Club
Harry Barlow & Stick wanked into a sock
The question is, who’s sock was it?
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Thursday 08/01/2002 10:07:52pm
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Name:
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Peter Gunsten
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Homepage:
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http://www.mysockdrawer.net/history.shtml
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SpunkySock@aol.com
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Your
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here from the National Sock Appreciation Society. I have
had reports that some one on your Scooter Run has been abusing a
sock? Well please bear in mind that socks aren’t just novelty
items of clothing that can be abused.
Socks began as strips of cloth or hide, called "leggings,"
wrapped around the legs and feet. In the middle Ages, the legs of
trousers became lower, and more fitted. Hose was a fitted cloth that
covered the lower leg. When "breeches" became shorter,
hose began to get longer. Around the twelfth century feet were added
to hose. Around 1490 breeches and hose were made as one garment,
forming tights.
These tights were made of colourful silk, wool, and velvet, with
each leg a different colour. Knitted hose was worn in Scotland
around the turn of the 15th century, and then in France. When
knitting machines came into use in the 1590s knitted hose became
more common. The Swiss and Germans favoured slashed over garments
that revealed brightly colored hose beneath.
Cotton came into use in the late 17th century.
In the 20th century nylon became popular for stockings because of
its strength and elasticity. As men's pants grew longer, socks
became shorter, with the word "sock" replacing
"stocking" for these smaller foot coverings.
Argyles were popular in the Roaring Twenties, but eventually basic
colored socks came into fashion for men.
Fortunately, socks have been undergoing a minor renaissance
recently, and if you know where to look you will find a wealth of
interesting, colourful, and distinctive socks.
Please if any one does have any information please could they e-mail
me
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Friday 08/02/2002 8:31:33am
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Name:
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PLUNGER THE DONKEY
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Homepage:
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http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM.NL
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E-Mail:
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CUMSPUNKSOCK@MYRING//
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City/Country:
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HOOGLAND
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Your
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HELLO MY FRUENDS , HOW ARE YOU BEING? I AM ONLY JUST
GETTING MY HEAD UNFUCKED FROM THE MADCRAZY WEEKEND I AM HAVING WITH
ALL YOU BEUTIFUL SCOOTER KIDS, HOW MUCH I WAS SHAKING MYSELF WITH
JOY TO SEE ALL THE BIG SHINEY FACES WITH BIG BIG EYES, I AM HAVING A
BAD TIME ON THE WAY TO MY HOME BECAUSE MY HONDA CAMINO IS
SEIZINGSTOPDEAD ON THE E30 I WAS GOING CRAZYFAST AND MY NEW HOME
FIXED AUSPUFF IS SHITTING ITSELF ALL UP ROAD ,MY RINGPOOPER WAS
GOING OPEN AND CLOSED LIKE A FISH OF GOLD`S MOUTH ICAN TELL YOU ,
BUT HEY I GOT BACK IN TIME FOR THE CHILDRENS RIDING OF ME ON THE
BEACH AT DEN HAAG SO IT WAS NOT TO BAD BEING. HOPEFULLY I WILL BE
SEEING YOU ALL CRAZY SONOFBITCHES AT NEXT YEARS TREFFEN(UNLESS I AM
BEING GLUE BY THEN)
GOOD BYE FOR NOW MY CRAZY LOVELY STONED PEOPLE MAITS.
PLUNGER.
PS I HAVE A STICKY BLUE FOOT HOSEN STUCK TO THE INSIDE OF MY SCHLARF
SACK IF ITS YOURS BRING A CROWING BAR AND YOU CAN BE HAVING IT BACK.
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Saturday 08/10/2002 8:34:06pm
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Name:
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Micheal Barrymore
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Homepage:
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http://
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E-Mail:
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Barry@backdoor-Bonanza
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City/Country:
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Essex
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Im missng one of my socks.
The last person who took one ended face down in the pool.
Micheal Barrymore
PS watch yor backs
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Sunday 08/11/2002 9:19:07am
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Name:
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SDSC
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Homepage:
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http://
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Your
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Barrymore you c*nt. You live in Essex, did you nick Tracy's
scooter?
We can't trust you with anything. Look what happened last time at
your party when I asked you to put my fag out in the pool!
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Monday 08/12/2002 11:24:42am
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Name:
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Dr Kulpatient
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Homepage:
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http://www.mssvd.org.uk/
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E-Mail:
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RinRash@ahole.com
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City/Country:
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UK
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Your
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Dr Kulpatient
Please help.
I am at present treating a young Scooterist who attended Holiday in
Holland. The young man is extremely ill and may require surgery that
is both costly and dangerous. We need your help!
Harry, lets call him Harry, has contracted Athlete's Ring.
Athlete's Ring is a skin disease caused by a fungus, usually
occurring between the toes.
The fungus most commonly attacks the feet because shoes create a
warm, dark, and humid environment which encourages fungus growth.
The warmth and dampness of areas around swimming pools, showers, and
locker rooms, are also breeding grounds for fungi. Because the
infection was common among athletes who used these facilities
frequently, the term athlete’s foot became popular.
It appears that Harry has wiped his annus on a discarded sock whilst
defecating at Holiday in Holland. We belive the sock has infected
his starfish with Athlete's Ring.
In order to cure Harry’s Marmite Motorway, we desperately need to
speak to the owner of the sock.
If you have any information please E-mail me or write to:
The Harry Barlow Appeal
Eddie Grinstead Road
Watford
TS1 P200E
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