Tuesday 05/21/2002 8:51:38am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HI! I AM FORWARD LOOKING TO YOUR BEUTIFULL RALLY OF MOPEDS IN MY COOL COUNTRY OF THE NEDERLANDS, WHERE WE HAVE MANY GOOD GEAR AND ALSO VERY NAUGHTY FILMS ,WHICH I HAVE STARRED IN OCCASSIONALY, YES MY FRIENDS IT WILL BE A GOOD FUN WE ARE HAVING WHEN YOU ARE ALL COMMING ON ME FOR A PARTY. UNTILL THEN I AM THINKING OF YOUR COMMING AND AM SHAKING MYSELF WITH FUN IMAGININGS.
PLUNGER.

Saturday 05/25/2002 2:47:14pm

Name:

kluase

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

runners up in ww 1&2

Your Message:

Plunger the Donkey.
I think you need to meet Markus from Hamburg

Monday 05/27/2002 8:11:53am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

KYJELLFORANUS.

City/Country:

HOOGLANG

Your Message:

HI MY FRIEND KLAUSE, HOW IS THE WONDERFUL AND NAUGHTY CITY OF HAMBURG, I HAVE TOUCHED MYSELF IN GREAT PLENTY WHEN IN HAMBURG I HAVE BEEN COMMING TOO ,THERE ARE SEXYSHOPS IN ST PAULI ON THE REEPERBAHN, BUT NO ANIMALS I AM SORRY. ALSO MANY SALTY SAILORS I HAVE HAD ON THE BANKS OF THE ELBE I HAVE ALSO BEEN COMMING TO THE ALSTER I LIKE THE ASTRA BEER YOU ARE HAVING IT MAKES A GREAT LOOSNESS TO ME, I THINK I HAVE KNOWN MARCUS DID HE LIVE ON MERKENSTRASSER IN THE DOWNSTAIRS OF FRAU OLNHOFF? I AM HAVING A GREAT TOUCHING FOR MARCUS AND ALSO HIS FRIEND MARTIN I AM THINKING.

Monday 05/27/2002 10:32:06pm

Name:

Klause

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

boxheadland

Your Message:

Dear Plunger the Donkey, please be keeping away from Martin as he is being my bitch for some time, but we can be doing a "spit roasting" of Markus.

Tuesday 05/28/2002 7:35:32pm

Name:

Jan Van Hire

Homepage:

http://www.clogs-r-us.nl

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Your Message:

I am thinking that some of you are taking of the piss of my nation, and are not real dutch people at all. By saying what you say, you make it seem that we are all stoned porno boys, which is not true. I checked all my petpleasure videos and in not one can I finding a donkey of the name Plunger, so I think you are making him up. Still, I had some fucking good grass that night, so maybe we missed it, or maybe he is only starring in gay or dwarf bestiality films. I don't watch any of that shit because I am not a pervert you know.

Wednesday 05/29/2002 8:54:34am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HI JAN, HOW ARE YOU BEING MY FRIEND? I WAS SMILING TO READ YOUR LABEL IN THIS SITE, IF YOU ARE NOT WATCHING ME IN FILMS OF MY LOVE DOING ,YOU MUST BUY THE FILMS FROM SWEEDISH EROTICA, FROM SWEEDEN WHERE THEY ARE ALSO HAVING VERY SEXY HARD CORE PUMPING FILM SHOWS, YOU ARE THINKING THAT MAYBE I AM NOT OF THE NEDERLANDS. I AM SAYING, OLIPHANT TEE KOOP. FOR NOW MY FRIEND.
PLUNGER.

Thursday 05/30/2002 8:56:18pm

Name:

Klause

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Your Message:

Plunger, I am thinking we have much fun making the man love with Jan Van Hire, I am understanding he has lots of room in the back.

Thursday 05/30/2002 9:23:21pm

Name:

Jan Van Hire

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Amsterdam

Your Message:

I know you are now only making the fun from me by stereotyping my countyfolks. If you continue, I will be offering you to a fight. It will be a testicle kicking contest with clogs, and it will take place at my cheese shop near Dam Square (ask the Tulip seller for directions). I will go first, and my girlfriend Inne will video it if there are no customers for her at her window off Waarmoestraat. That is just the sort of thing we can be selling well to English perverty moped boys.

Friday 05/31/2002 8:21:25am

Name:

DIK VAN DER POMPING

Homepage:

http://HOTSEXYLOVE.NL.CUM

E-Mail:

YES ME MALE

City/Country:

NEDERLANDS

Your Message:

HELLO I AM SAYING TO ALL YOU CRAZY MOPED KIDS, I AM COMMING ON YOUR CRAZY WEB TO SAY HI TO MY VERY GOOD AND NAUGHTY FRIEND PLUNGER , AND TO SAYING TO YOU THAT WE HAVE MADE VERY HARD SEXY FILM SHOWS TOGETHER. I GROW WHEN I AM THINKING OF THEM, ALSO WE ARE MUCH SHIT SMOKING WHEN WE FILMED THEM, WHEN PLUNGER AND I ARE COMMING TOGETHER IN A SEXY FILM SHOW I AM TELLING YOU MY BICYCLE WAS NOT RIDDEN FOR SOME WEEKS AFTER MY FRIENDS.
PS KLAUS MY FRIEND NO SPIT ROASTINGS ARE WE HAVING I AM NO MEAT EATING SORRY.

Friday 05/31/2002 8:31:44am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNAND STRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HEY YOU SILLY GUY! HOW ARE YOU DIK MY FRUEND IT IS A LONG COMMING YOU ARE DOING TO ME, I THINK MAYBE IT IS LONG SINCE YOU ARE TAKING ME IN YOUR HAND AND SHAKING ME. AND HEY MATE TO KLAUSE YOU CRAZY GERMANER I WOULD NOT BE COMMING AT THE BACK OF JAN UNLESS MY FRIEND I HAD A LIFFTING FORK CAR TO SLIDE MY PACKAGE IN AND SOME STRAPS TO BE TYING IT DOWN WITH.
PLUNGER.

Tuesday 06/11/2002 9:10:24pm

Name:

billy bollovski

Homepage:

http://poultrypillagers.anon

E-Mail:

cockthrottlers.com

City/Country:

Killinme Turkey

Your Message:

Plunger my friend, dont get to close to the owners chickens, if you know what I mean!! We wouldnt want you winding up getting hurt in the suprise we have in stall for this years celebrations!! I have a special treat in store for you my little buck teethed whore... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Wednesday 06/12/2002 11:12:56am

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

DISCOBABYSEXYBABYHOT@KY.NL

City/Country:

Your Message:

HEY BILLY YOU CRAZY TURKISHMAN,HOW OFTEN I AM SHAKING MYSELF HAPPILY WHEN THINKING OF " MEIN HUHN IST TODT" FROM THE FIRST BORCULO TREFFEN WE ARE HAVING.
I HAVE NO BIG TEETH IN MY NEDERLANDER MOUTH, YOU MUST MISTAKE ME FOR YOUR AUNTIE. BYE FOR NOW.
PLUNGER

Thursday 06/13/2002 1:37:16am

Name:

billy (the balls) bollowski

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Your Message:

OH PLUNGER, I'm looking forward to tasting you now, if that was your auntie, she made the best kebab I ever had the guts to taste, MMMM!, your gonna make my summer, my friend!!!

Wednesday 06/26/2002 3:43:29pm

Name:

PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://WWW.BARNANDSTRAW.CUM

E-Mail:

SPUNKMUNKY@KY.NL.CUM

City/Country:

HOOGLAND

Your Message:

HEY MY CRAZY FRIENDS, I AM BACK I AM NOT SPELLING TO YOU FOR SOME TIME I AM THINKING, I HAVE MY HONDA CAMINO BEEN MAKING READY FOR THE WONDERFUL AND SUNNY HIH, I HAVE A NEW EXAUST PIPE MADE FROM A BATHTIME SHOWER HEAD AND TUBE FROM A SHOPPINGWAGON IT SHOUNDS REALLY COOL BUT WHEN I AM TRYING IT IN OUR STRASSE FOR THE FIRST GOEING I AM BEING CHASED MY MANY DOGS THIS IS NOT BEEN HAPPENING BEFORE CAN ANY ONE TELLING ME WHY THIS IS SO?.
GOODBYE FOR NOW MY OLD CHUMS.
PLUNGER.

Tuesday 07/16/2002 10:00:25pm

Name:

Klause

Homepage:

http://pervworld

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Runners up world cup 2002

Your Message:

AHHH Mute & my new Ireland chums,it is very long driving for you & your suffering much of the saddle soreness, I am sure me & the great Plunger the Donkey will be putting much feeling in to your rosey cheeks

Friday 07/19/2002 1:16:00pm

Name:

Sargent Oosterbeek

Homepage:

http://www.hollandpolice.cum

E-Mail:

andersandsven@fallic.cum

City/Country:

Borcullo, Holland

Your Message:

Hello my English cousins. my name is Sargent Anders Oosterbeek and I am living and working on my home town of Borcullo. My partner and I have mutch enjoyed your company on the last 2 years on our little home. Although Sven and I are patrolling the streets of quiet next weekend, we have not to worry about you scooter people as Sven and I have mutch enjoyed the pretty pictures in you web site. For sure, we understand that a verry pretty tall guy likes very much to stit it in from behind naked men on your stage. We look very much foreward to meeting you as we do so like long hair.
Sea you then big boy. We will be cumming round your back door.

Anders(Sgnt) & Sven xxxxxx

Saturday 07/20/2002 11:37:09am

Name:

Tony Venderstirn PHD

Homepage:

http://wp.netscape.com/comprod/products/communicator/netwatch/

E-Mail:

Geek@hotmail.com

City/Country:

Your Message:

Tony Venderstirn PHD

Hi Tony here from the Internet watch dog service “Net Watch” first congratulations on such a wonderful and well used web site.

NetWatch uses an Internet rating standard known as PICS - the Platform for Internet Content Selection. PICS is designed to help parents, teachers, and employers screen out material they feel is inappropriate for children or employees. PICS gives web publishers a standard way to describe the content of web pages; it gives browsers like Navigator a standard way to read the description.
NetWatch recognizes two independent PICS-compliant ratings systems, RSACi and SafeSurf. Each system employs a different method to describe in as much detail as possible the levels of potentially offensive content on web pages.

I must point out a few, let me say wrong doings.

The message board/guestbook has been abused with a number of entries that are not in keeping with your web hosting protocols.

I draw your attention to the number of posts made by “Plunger the donkey” with out doubt there have been references to homosexual practices that are both illegal and in very bad taste!

The post made by the Northsea ferries (Name with held for legal reasons) is to be frank, inflammatory and although carrying some excellent information for travelling moped riders, it hints of a “Gang warfare” violence.

We at Net Watch may appear as “Geeky” little shits who wear thick glasses and shirts with twenty pens in the top breast pocket! But let me tell you some thing, I for one………… and I can get crewed up with our toughest geeks and come over to fuckin Borculo and give you Mods a right good sorting!

Then lets see who is a fucking geek! And for the record: I do have a girl friend and I have felt her tits as well! So there!

Tuesday 07/23/2002 9:33:14am

Name:

Asgaard van de Appeldoorn

Homepage:

http://www.tulip-lovers.com

E-Mail:

asgaard-the-tulip@tulip-lovers.com

City/Country:

Netherlands

Your Message:

I`m having a really good tickle in me bum full of anticipation with all you sexy guys coming to meet me on the lovely tulip meadows of the Netherlands. I love the tatooed muscle of you British just as much as the leather-wrapped behinds of you German cousins. Meet me on the entrance wearing a pink tulip behind my right ear, for an even more pleasuring week-end.

Tuesday 07/23/2002 5:16:34pm

Name:

Han Kufts

Homepage:

http://

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Your Message:

I am a gardener from the mountains of Bravaria where we have the leather trousers,I am confused as to how do gardening in a flat country when normally because of the mountains it is necessary for me to do the uphill gardening, will it be possible to do be doing the uphill ghardening at your italian shopping moped convention, or must I not do the uphill gardening until i return to my haus?

Tuesday 07/30/2002 11:37:07am

Name:

chief commissioner Huub Donk

Homepage:

http://www.politie.nl

E-Mail:

infotatiefriek@politie.nl

City/Country:

Enschede/NL

Your Message:

Hallo Vespapeople !
The netherlands police would like to thank you for your trouble-free behaviour all the weekend. There are certain points which have to be rectified for the next years event, but we will discuss this with the organizers. I would like to point your interest to just one point - on Saturday evening a taxi-driver gave a blue sock to one of my man , which contained some weed and several extacy-pills ! Tests in our labor furthermore revealed , that the sock contained a not uncertain dose of male semen with a severe syphilisvirus-toxication . As the taxi-driver did not realize wether the sock occurred after couching scooterists or people from the nearby reaggae-festival - my severe warning goes out to all of you who might have got into contact with the virus , check your local doctor immediately !
Thank you for your attention , and hope to see you again, if you are willing to behave to the nederlands laws
Bedankt Huub Donk

Friday 08/09/2002 1:22:08pm

Name:

KEV.B HROC aka PLUNGER THE DONKEY

Homepage:

http://AS USUAL

E-Mail:

AS IF I WOULD TELL YOU LOT!

City/Country:

NONE , NO ONE WANTS ME.

Your Message:

SO THE PARTY`S OVER , ALL THE GEAR HAS BEEN SMOKED,SWALLOWED OR SNORTED.THE LAST TUNE HAS BEEN PLAYED AND HOLIDAY IN HOLLAND IS JUST A WARM FUZZY MEMORIE, FRIENDSHIPS HAVE BEEN FORGED AND HANDS HAVE BEEN SHAKEN, SCOOTERS HAVE BEEN THRASHED, AND LIVERS ABUSED TO THE POINT OF REMOVING THEMSELVES AND ASKING TO BE PUT INTO THE OLIVER REED HOME FOR RETIRED BODY PARTS.
TO EVERY ONE WHO WAS THERE. THANX IT`S LIKE A BIG FAMILY(with the odd divorce thrown in)
TO THOSE WHO WERE`NT TOUGH.
KEV.B HROC.

Wednesday 07/10/2002 4:53:10pm

Name:

Homepage:

http://www.ponsf.com/

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Your Message:

Hi Captain Tony Davidson here of P&O North Sea Ferries, I would like to take this opportunity to welcome in advance those Scooterist who will be travelling with us for Holiday in Holland. Please take a note of the below list for your ease and convenience.
Your tickets or booking reference number
A valid passport (check the expiry date) and, where appropriate, the necessary Visas
Debit cards/credit cards/Traveller's cheques
Foreign currency*
A copy of your health insurance certificate
A copy of your travel insurance certificate**
Your car registration documents
A valid insurance certificate
Vehicle breakdown insurance
For those of you who like to enjoy a drink whilst travelling please be aware of our passengers, some elderly others with small children. I my self have spent many years riding a Lambretta and realise some of you may get “Rowdy”.
You should also be aware that I held the title of “North Eastern Counties Boxing Champion” for three years and will not hesitate in kicking the living fuck out of any hairy arsed Scooterist who can’t behave on my little boat.

I hope we all understand each other and I look forward to sailing with you all.

Yours Tony Davidson
Captain & Hard cunt who isn’t gonna take any shite.

Saturday 07/13/2002 10:36:35am

Name:

"Gripper" Stebson

Homepage:

http://Grange Hill S.C

E-Mail:

City/Country:

Your Message:

Captain Tony, want some do ya
North East boxing champion, that makes you about hard enough to gate crash Womans Institute tea partys, im gonna slap you all around your poxy over priced tug boat untill you cry like a girl, and Zammos gonna rob your duty free shop to feed his skag habit

Saturday 07/13/2002 2:51:51pm

Name:

Capt Tony

Homepage:

http://www.ponsf.com/

E-Mail:

concessionary.stockholders@posl.com.

City/Country:

Hull

Your Message:

OK Grange Hill SC looks like you wanna fuckin rumble! Lets get it o then, no knives no weapons just your Scooter Crew and a few of my P&O lot. As soon as the Disco kicks off on the Green deck we’ll give you the nod.

Were gonna reign on you! I’m gonna hit you so fuckin hard you will think your surrounded! Then I will sneak down to the car deck and shit down your stupid fuckin Amal carb!

Yours Capt Tony
North Sea Ferries

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United Kingdom
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Saturday 07/13/2002 4:32:21pm

Name: