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HOW TO GET FREE SMUT!

A Guide by the SDSC Porn Kings

Everyone loves good smut - it is another benefit of going to Holland and leaving Victorian-valued Britain – and you can buy top quality mags and movies in almost any Dutch filling station. Since you have internet access though, why not get it for free. Here’s our route to successful onanism:

1. Ignore the web and go for the newsgroups. There are free porn sites on the web, and sites which offer back-doors into pay sites, but there are newsgroups for every perversion. Find the right ones and the pictures and movie files will only be a step away.
2. Pick the right downloader. What you need is a copy of Grabit from www.shemes.com/grabit  This program allows you to download files from several newsgroups at once, and patch together multi-part files, which are posted on the newsgroups. Any big file (eg a movie mpeg/mpg/avi or picture jpg etc) will be split up into separate message postings. Normaly patching them back together is a pain in the arse (sic), but Grabit does the biz and is totally Ad/Spyware free (unlike other downloaders).
3. Learn to use Grabit. Input your news server details so Grabit knows where to look. If your ISP blocks all the interesting newsgroups, then you will have to resort to web-based newsgroup access, but we don’t know how you do that since we have a decent ISP. Regret getting Freeserve or AOL now?
4. Look at the right newsgroups. For free movies try alt.binaries.movies.erotica or it.binari.x.erotismo.animazioni. If you use the yellow button only in Grabit, you will only be shown the multi-part messages. For pictures there are many groups, but if you search using the keyword ‘erotica’ you’ll find most of them. Every perversion has it's own group.
5. Download. For movie clips be prepared for this to take a long time over a 56k modem connection. Typically one 12mb file (or three 4mb ones etc.) will take around an hour to download. If you are just after pictures though, Grabit can get a huge number in an hour depending on size.
6. Share with friends. Don’t all download the same files from the same newsgroups, as it is duplicated effort. Get different ones and swap your collections by CD.